Sometimes your head needs to be in the clouds

"Even the most docile human being is capable of murder in the right set of circumstances. Especially, when someone takes away the person they love"

Can you tell me something about each other that nobody knows? (x)

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

Headcanon:  Maura forgets to take off her safety goggles and walks up to the bullpen wearing them, Jane (drinking coffee) does a spit take and almost falls off her chair from laughing, when Maura asks what’s wrong, Jane points to Maura’s face. Embarrassed, Maura takes off the glasses and begins to fidget.

Jane: “Don’t worry Maura even with those goggles you’re still sexy”

Maura: “You think i’m sexy, Jane?”

Jane: “shit”

tumblr meets callie torres

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr Photoset

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dog Tumblr Posts

Want to see more?

Cat Tumblr Posts

I just want hickeys and self esteem

Sasha Alexander tells adorable (and embarrassing) stories about her two children.[x]

Bonus:

image

Her cute little laugh

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

America: We gained independence... lets celebrate by having fireworks!!
Britain: Some people tried to blow up our Houses of Parliament with gunpowder... Let's celebrate the fact that they failed by throwing dummies dressed up like him onto a bonfire whilst having a fireworks display and singing rhymes...

definitive:

brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Most British sentence I’ve ever heard

bloody idiot

As a Brit I’m outraged